I saw a commercial for KFC's chicken bowl tonight - mashed potatoes topped with corn, popcorn chicken, gravy and shredded cheese. Seriously, is that not the most unhealthy entre you've ever heard of?
Let's break it down - starch, topped with starch, deep fried chicken, processed cheese and a thickened sauce made from extracts that run from meat when cooking, and probably a little used cooking oil.
I don't know why the kernel didn't just call it heart attack in a bowl.
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I went grocery shopping today at Safeway in the village. The shelves were virtually empty and check-out line-ups were down the aisles. I began to think there was an impending nuclear holocaust that everyone but I was aware of. I waited in line for over 30 minutes (also known as a half hour). On the upside, I read an entire InStyle magazine. On the down side, I saw way too many couples being overly affectionate for my liking. I mean, I know you're in love, but is it really necessary for me to bear witness to the physical expression of your love while I am buying soy milk and cherries? I don't think so.
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And finally, (and what's probably really made me so deliciously bitchy tonight) I ask - if you and your "friend" had a huge fight about another friend and the other friend's pick-up tactics, which at times border on stalking, would you be somewhat under-amused when said "friend" calls being all cutesy and "apologizing"/admitting you were right after witnessing other friend in action? I thought so. For the record, I was right, so choke on a fucking chicken bone, buddy.
Suddenly, I feel better. Night night.
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