Friday, August 24, 2007

NYC: Rules of Engagement

Since my cellular telephoning device tells me that we are now only 10 days away from departing for the big apple, I feel it is necessary to lay down a few basic ground rules for myself and my travelling companions.

1) Thou shalt stay hydrated.
2) Thou shalt not sleep with Derek Jeter (he has herpes)

I hope you read that last part in a whisper, it's pretty hush-hush.

Other than that, anything goes.

Lord help us all.

1 comment:

flirty by nature said...

By staying hydrated I hope that doesn't mean with only water....