Sunday, September 2, 2007

These are a few of my favorite things

Purple toothbrushes.

I insist on using a purple toothbrush. I'm told this is a little strange but I care not. I only buy purple toothbrushes.

Now, you might find this hard to believe, but it is not always easy to find a medium-bristle (which I also insist on using, against my dentist's advice and blessing, but my teeth just don't feel clean enough after a soft-bristle brushing) purple toothbrush. But yesterday, as I turned down the dental care aisle at Wal-mart (ugggh, I hate Wally's word and I should be rightfully mocked for venturing in on a Saturday before the new school year commences) the first toothbrush I saw was medium bristled and purple. It was perched on the shelf like the holy grail of plaque removal. Rays of light shone (is that a word?) down upon it and angels hummed a chorus of hallelujah times three. I scooped it up.

In a grand gesture of optimism, I am going to take this as a sign that things are looking up for me. NYC is going to be a great trip, 30 is going to be a fabulous year, and my overall mental stability and outlook on life is going to be restored. Yep, everything's coming up primaDonna. I know, there's a lot resting on this little puprle toothbrush, but why can't something as small as two-dollar piece of plastic be symbolic for something worth so, so much more (my happiness)? I find it kind of beautiful in its simplistic hopefullnes and come on, I need a bone here.

In othere news, apparently I have completely lost my ability to spell this morning as I have now had to look up a number of fairly straightforward words at an on-line dictionary. WTF is up with that? Must need Starbucky's....

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Update to the battle of the scissors post: I saw BJ yesterday and I am pleased with my hair. This, of course, is monumental for me. I look like kat von d. I think it's a good pre-NYC, pre-30 look for me.

2 comments:

flirty by nature said...

Good to hear that my wal-mart mocking yesterday was justified. Can I just say, I TOLD YOU SO!!!
Today is going to be the longest day ever......damn football games. Why did I insist that the trip commence after this stupid game?!??!
Oh yeah and the purple toothbrush thing fits in with your regular craziness, it's not extraordinary by any means.

Pauline said...

Have a great trip prima. Maybe you should get a tattoo to honor the occasion.