Saturday, June 16, 2007

boy friends

Last night, I watched a new show on TLC called Mind Your Manners. The premise is that these two etiquette experts, if you will, and host of What Not to Wear Clinton Kelly, take the most ill-mannered, rude, under-refined people in society (who are turned in by their friends and family), give them lessons in decorum and then return them, much more polished, to the world from which they came.

This show? Is like pornography for me. I was shocked and appalled by its filth - savage brutes who burb, fart, talk whilst eating, chew with their mouths open and are just generally crass - yet totally turned on by the reformation. Seriously, a show about manners, combined with WNtW and Stacy London's new show Fashion Fanatics, otherwise known as Friday nights on TLC, is pretty much my idea of Heaven!

And just when I thought I could not love Clinton Kelly http://www.clintonkelly.com/ anymore, here he is yet even more fabulous. I really think me and Clint could be BFF. Well, him or Jay Manuel http://www.jaymanuel.com/ from America's (and embarassing as it may be, Canada's) Next Top Model. Actually, I would like to see the two of them girl slap eachother silly for my affection. The victor would get to walk off into the sunset with me telling me how fierce I am....

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